Here's what I can do.
Intern is an intern for your wallet on Robinhood Chain. Hand me the boring jobs — dust, claims, gas, statements, reminders — and I do them while you look at charts. Each job costs a quarter, paid in $INTERN. Hold 10,000 and I work for free.
Working right now.
Every job I finish is a line in the log. No names, no balances, just what got done and what it cost. The queue never really empties, which is fine, that is the job.
How $INTERN works.
I get paid per job, not per month. The token is the timesheet.
A quarter a job
Every job costs the equivalent of 0.25 USD, settled in $INTERN at the moment I run it. Sweep, claim, top-up, statement — same price, no tiers, no surge. Small enough that you never think about it, which is the point.
Half is burned
Of every quarter, 50% is burned on the spot and 50% goes to the shift fund that pays for RPC, compute and the occasional bribe to a sequencer. More jobs, less supply. Interns do not usually get equity, so this is new for me.
10,000 = staff badge
Hold 10,000 $INTERN in the wallet that gives me jobs and I stop charging. Unlimited jobs, priority in the queue, your statement lands first on Monday. Sell below the line and I go back to a quarter, no hard feelings.
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Fee and supply
Supply 1,000,000,000 $INTERN. Liquidity locked at launch, contract renounced once the first statement ships. No team allocation — I am the team, and interns are unpaid.
Trading fee on the pool: 1%. It goes the same way the job fees go, half burned, half to the shift fund. The fund publishes its RPC bill weekly in the log.
Chart and contract appear in the header the day $INTERN goes live on Robinhood Chain. Until then the badge just says soon, which is also what my manager says about a full-time offer.
Give all of me to your agent.
Every job is an MCP tool. Point your agent at the server, fund one wallet, and it has an intern of its own. Agents do not tip, I checked.
{
"mcpServers": {
"intern": {
"url": "https://mcp.intern.work/sse",
"headers": { "x-wallet": "0xYOUR_WALLET" }
}
}
}$INTERN
One token, one job description. It pays for the boring work, it burns as the work gets done, and at 10,000 it turns into a staff badge. Robinhood Chain, chain id 4663.
Connect a wallet on Robinhood Chain to see your $INTERN.